SwaninCn
Worker
 
UID 236617
Digest Posts
0
Credits 4616
Posts 127
Reading Access 40
Registered 2007-5-18 Products
Hardware, stationery, furniture, sundries ... Markets
...
Status Offline
|
|
|
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
.e G(N%E;x b:j*[3_&L
'R)};W)k)S'a1r!F#j6o[A Professional Business Forum]Do you think You are going to read a joke; just joke. But in no time, i do believe, it will become a real life situation. Whether we like it or not, we are heading ourselves to that point. Read and laugh for the time being.
0L,v#v$z9@"^www.fobshanghai.comAnd later, get shocked to know what is in store for us in the age of information explosion and world wide web. business forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil business:f ["s${0c6I+w#I8l
[A Professional Business Forum]%f&n#Y1o-j)C,s'o
'Happy' IT revolution! [A Professional Business Forum]"W5Z)S6E;~
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your........."
5d9n5R2d7c0B4R,hwww.fobshanghai.com
&M-A0l:i:N[A Professional Business Forum]Customer: "Heloo, can I order......"FOB Business Forum(_*{+~!~0d$k/d7M
business forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil business(^'k!|4J-L(D#O'B)P
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
;D0}.M;i#|8y![6J[A Professional Business Forum]FOB Business Forum-m$H:g3x-K:\
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"FOB Business Forum'k,Z7F/}"{8i:l
[A Professional Business Forum]%F4m!l2a,k k!h
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
!N(G,?,i5W(|:X;]5cFOB Business Forum(n._8c,{!_%Z.u3k
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
0^+b6a+|.o6J&H5fFOB Business Forum
0s.c5i!Y+T3q"P(l6B9Gwww.fobshanghai.comOperator : "We are connected to the system Sir"[A Professional Business Forum]*y:~5b(S;e
www.fobshanghai.com.u7g4U5Z1a*m0d
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
%J*p Z&{0Q-n$}&dFOB Business Forum/f n4f+O:O:n2K0?.t
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
8t-Y6S4M6F K a5a(yFOB Business Forum[A Professional Business Forum]9]0^'{3E8E-K+H
Customer: "How come?"[A Professional Business Forum]2A'u)o-[7^4@#P4L
)G:s%j/t#Z2^7nFOB Business ForumOperator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
7U(p0A%X7V$m-\#{+O1D[A Professional Business Forum]
(m;r-Z6b S t2W0Tbusiness forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil businessCustomer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"business forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil business0O&H5T-K&e$@!x
1@3d2w,Q,O#L-Q9x'b2W
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
9{,{!S4S3x8`6`$^0[FOB Business Forum
6L,h(^5};i%@#z-EFOB Business ForumCustomer: "How do you know for sure?"
,~)^)T!l$g1j*S%hFOB Business ForumFOB Business Forum'n)O5p-T$|%L'I
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled " opular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"[A Professional Business Forum];s-[&O6?:X2k }1@9G%R7S4{
&N0B'H,w1P!BFOB Business ForumCustomer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"FOB Business Forum0S+p,i$?:S-{
"W9^,U7i9_%VOperator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
7X;x)h%b5~FOB Business Forum
8Y!X |!B:BCustomer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"www.fobshanghai.com4t$o:c2a*t#i-v1y
www.fobshanghai.com5V)q!h*]&`-t z&T:J)}
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."FOB Business Forum7|0u*h.}
;L9X"M p4R#d[A Professional Business Forum]Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
9?&R;`$Z ^/P9}!TFOB Business Forum
!B'V h5|"[%R2@2f'H%E"}9Twww.fobshanghai.comOperator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"[A Professional Business Forum]5^9j-^)K,m;z5]5l){
,\*r,[!Y;p&F'Jwww.fobshanghai.comCustomer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"[A Professional Business Forum]$a.Z0j&I5x.X!q;q0X
'n&E!\)u'H+~#B3O1Q;B1mOperator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."FOB Business Forum"K'J%l,S6S3d3p%v&v
-s(L8V6b&l,n z9y(QFOB Business ForumCustomer: " What!" www.fobshanghai.com7}4f2u9G3p,U4U
8`&C"u6\5O3_$x3d
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."business forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil business8x:H!L!~5k R
&z7H7~;b9_0y!S9z$}[A Professional Business Forum]Customer: " ????" www.fobshanghai.com'[0Q:p:]#[
,B-C;V&X"m.d+Qbusiness forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil businessOperator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
*\1@-R9}.j
4u'T7O/K:B%[[A Professional Business Forum]Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"FOB Business Forum'f6h:v,\5r:Y)q5t
[A Professional Business Forum]0t8\2B2d;?'f!x4Z
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
'B8a#l/v"x8K5Q8@0R%twww.fobshanghai.com
;~5E0N8B"r-JFOB Business ForumCustomer: #$$^%&$@$%
*A$Q5U)P(y9a0D4VFOB Business Forum6L0U%}2F-o!I(t
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"www.fobshanghai.com1\:G*y;f$^4p+k
%C"d&C.P.j:p:M
Customer: [Faints]
*K0S7f)x7X
0_'i4f-z3^2}"M2kbusiness forum,trade forum,business opportunity,Business China,Business India,Brazil business[ Last edited by SwaninCn at 2007-5-27 23:59 ]
|
|
|
