2008-9-28 19:56
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Long back,
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forgot his family,
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"IT professionals"
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
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" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off" $`+z-qfvJ
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
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Love is always present..
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One loves too much,
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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!8XD"x9c@Qp _ G^
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
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Philosophy of life
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At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
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What is a Fear?
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Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
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When pages of your book still smell new
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Just few hours left for your exams..!
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Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
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No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..! ?#c5F s,{&Kgm
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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? kFG KX
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
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Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..! 3w&|$t B G!e%VKs `
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
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Applicant: What is it?
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Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
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Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
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..... Leave them to us