CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

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Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
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[[i] Last edited by  SwaninCn at 2007-5-27 23:59 [/i]]

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Reply #2 sarahwill's post

Sorry for the inconvenience caused Sarahwill.
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I just thought,as the post is lengthy,if it is colorful then everyone feel like reading."K QWmGS*B]7A7L
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Thank you.I will remember and afterall customer is god and customer satisfaction is my motto.
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here you go with normal colors.Now please come on to the earth.you will be tired flying:P

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